"The Onion" Commentary on Electronic Devices

Are you a fan of The Onion? If not, you're either very strict (since this fake 'news organization' does use a lot of, shall I say, 'colorful' language), or just plain crazy. If you're neither of those, check out this article "New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable". I laughed so hard at "the new device will also be available in blue." Such a sarcastic commentary on people who upgrade just for the sake of upgrading!